Soviet joke

30.5.2020 kl. 02:35 - Sveinbjörn Þórðarson

A frightened man came to the KGB.

"My talking parrot has disappeared."

"That's not the kind of case we handle. Go to the criminal police."

"Excuse me, of course I know that I must go to them. I am here just to tell you officially that I disagree with the parrot."