Conspiracy theorist joke

8.4.2020 kl. 17:38 - Sveinbjörn Þórðarson

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to Heaven. At the pearly gates, God himself shows up and says “You’ve led a good life. As a reward, I will answer any one question for you and I will give you the complete and truthful answer.”

”Okay,” says the conspiracy theorist, “Who killed JFK?”

God replies: “Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.”

The conspiracy theorist frowns. “This whole thing goes even deeper than I thought.”