A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to Heaven. At the pearly gates, God himself shows up and says “You’ve led a good life. As a reward, I will answer any one question for you and I will give you the complete and truthful answer.”
”Okay,” says the conspiracy theorist, “Who killed JFK?”
God replies: “Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.”
The conspiracy theorist frowns. “This whole thing goes even deeper than I thought.”