26.2.2010 kl. 01:16

Are you a problem thinker?

"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!"

"But honey, surely it's not that serious?"

"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won't have any money!"

"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently, and she began to cry. I'd had enough. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door.