The Laws of Sveinbjörn
Sveinbjörn's First Law
Plainly stated, Sveinbjörn's First Law is the following:
In any given time period t where enough people gather to constitute a "party", the amount of beer consumed will at least equal the amount of beer purchased for the occasion in question. In other words:
(t) (P(t) --> cbeer >= bbeer)
where P is the function "_ is party", and c and b represent consumed and bought beer, respectively.
There is a strong and a weak form of this law. The strong form maintains that this is true in all possible worlds, whereas the weak form only maintains that it is true in ours.
Please note that this law says nothing about strong liquor.
Sveinbjörn's Second Law
Sveinbjörn's Second Law is the following:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite inaction
This version is equivalent to the following rephrased version:
The sum of achievement remains constant, irrespective of effort exerted.
To clarify the Second Law, it means that whenever a certain amount of effort is made (to, say, accomplish a given task), the actor in question "earns" a certain amount of justification for relaxing and doing nothing, which he will subsequently use, if he is rational, thus countering prior achievement with idleness.
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þvæla! þú skrifaðir þetta á ensku "laws of Sveinbjorn" og þar afleiðandi eru þetta engar uppgvötanir heldur hrein og bein valdníðsla. Þar að auki eru þessi orð 'lög og lögmál' fyllilega útskiptanleg fyrir hvort annað á enskri tungu, td. failure to obey the law of gravity may lead to serious consequences.
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Oh my...Sveinbjörn, bretlandsvistin er að fara illa með þig.