Um ömurleika fólks almennt
Ég varð var við aukna traffík á Arakkis vefþjóninum í gær og í dag, og ákvað að athuga málið. Kom þá í ljós að ein af síðunum sem Arakkis hýsir, Vox Machina, var búin að fá 20 þús heimsóknir á 30 klukkustunda tímabili. Yfirgnæfandi meirihlutinn af heimsóknunum komu gegnum hlekk frá síðunni CollegeHumor.com.
Fyrir þá sem ekki þekkja Vox Machina, þá er þetta vefforrit sem ég bjó til sem breytir innsettum texta í synthesized hljóðskjal af tölvuröddu að þylja textann. Forritið skráir niður í log skjöl innsenta textann. Af forvitni ákvað ég að athuga hvers konar texta menn voru að prufa. Ég birti hér nokkur innsend textabrot, valin af handahófi:
Ashley is a nigger kyke jew whore who likes hairy balls I have a large vagina im going to my dick in the mashpotatoes I demand that you fin ally make the decision to stop being the most fucking fuckt person i know david drinks urine bitch i will fuck you up soooooooo much if you talk to me like that again Ganja man did deh ya Joe Walsh is the man Hello Heather you are a fucking gook hey binford, suck my dick Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You stupid fucking cum-guzzling, shit eating twit twat cunt of a bastard God Damn Matt Scarpa is a homosexual loving homo Tony you suck big cock all the time JACKETS ARE FOR PUSSIES I like to go behind the bike shed, and poop in a bucket Hey I have no penis in fact I am a total tool who likes to take it in the ass all day long Jesus Christ, He is our one true saviour and god, amen Tom You like to fuck Guys in the Asshole, You mother fucking Douche Bag Bobby enjoys the presence of gay men Bill likes to suck big floppy donkey dicks dirty pirate hooker Yo bitch, what the fuck are you doing you slut whore. I'll slap you in the throat and punch your pussy and spit in your eye. Paul is a stinky bitch, jeff is one also, both of you guys are a lot less cooler than drew, he is the coolest of them all am going to kill you to kill you to kill you i am going to kill you until you are dead hey whats up. my name is buck and i like to fuck! Jude, JUDE JUDE! Gonsor, you are a gay faggot, who likes to fondle his balls Please keep your voices to the size of my penis, 42 inches
(Gunni)
Add Comment |
RSS Feed
Vertu bara glaður að þú ert ekki að fá áminningar eins og þessar (actual memo retrieved from the Soviet Union after WW2):
"You are not sufficiently facilitating production of the IL-2 Sturmovic. Sturmovic production is as important for the Red Army as air and bread. Do not make the government lose it's patience with you.
This is your last warning.
Signed,
Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin" (betur þekktur sem Joseph)
Alltaf gaman að fá feedback frá vinnuveitendum sínum...
--- G.
0
▽
sýnir hve vel stúdentar verja tíma sínum ef þeir þurfa að borga fyrir menntunina :)