How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck could chuck no wood, since a woodchuck can't chuck wood, but if a woodchuck would and a woodchuck could, a woodchuck would chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck would chuck wood, and a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

A woodchuck can't chuck wood, and a woodchuck won't chuck, and if a woodchuck would, a woodchuck couldn't since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck can, and a woodchuck will, a woodchuck....

Yes, I am bored today.